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I want to get a short gamble and get a bonus!
Well...
Life is always a gamble.
Thank you very much.
As a YouTuber, you're gambling, right?
Well, it's still gambling.
It's still gambling.
We're still gambling, right?
You're gambling, too!
You've noticed that gambling is always happening while you're alive.
You guys think you did this and that because of that result,
and you lost the gamble!
We didn't lose.
How many years of losing makes you feel like that?
Is it okay to lose like that?
There's a daily gambling behavior.
If you lose two of them unconsciously,
I think it's okay.
Life is a series of choices.
Have you made all of them correctly?
You're scary.
That's exactly right.
There are choices you can make, but there are also choices you can't make.
There are many choices you can't make.
And you keep losing.
Are you a citizen?
That's right.
You win and you lose repeatedly.
It's a gamble, so it can't be helped.
But when you lose, you should have the frustration of not losing next time.
The worst thing is you don't realize you lost the gamble!
You don't recognize it as a loss!
How will you move on?
It was 6 seconds before I got in the car, but it was like 10 seconds.
So today,
you'll talk about your own gamble, which you keep losing without realizing it.
Thank you!
Please, at this point...
I want to make a video like that!
You guys' morning call is...
Go away!
Hahahahaha!
Nurodon Zakura is...
Go away!
Whether we go away or not is also a gamble!
Go away!
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Hahahahaha!
Can I say the easiest part?
Yes, it's easy to understand by the example.
This is not necessary to actually perform, and you will never say it.
It's a guy who draws a smelly nose!
Hahahahaha!
I'm not going to smell!
So, you don't know if it stinks or not, do you?
It's completely dry, right?
Hey, I blew it. It doesn't smell.
You lose.
It's better to smell.
Effort.
What kind of effort is there to make your nose smell bad?
If you eat meat, your nose will smell.
Your physical condition is also related.
It depends on people.
If it's not smelly, it's OK.
It depends on people.
I'll tell you one measure.
The soy milk is really expensive.
I've been saying it for 12 years.
I think I've counted rice in my past videos.
I think we did it with these three people.
The editing was flying and we were screaming.
It was a lot of soy milk.
Is it because of the soya milk?
It's really a win-win situation.
That's right.
In the sense of winning a match,
It's not rubber.
But I think it's 1.1 or 2.
The smell and the value are not the same all the time.
Now, the smell is the value.
When you're pooping,
If you poop, the smell is reduced considerably.
That's right.
There are elements that change the smell,
But it's not 100% smelly.
100% absolutely doesn't smell.
Please smell it.
You can't say,
Of course you can't.
But it's the last camp,
So I think it depends on people whether they want to or not,
If I say it doesn't smell, it's shit.
If it's a picture, it smells.
More than that!
Can I say the next story?
I don't want to talk about it.
Is it okay for you to say it?
I'm not okay now.
I'll say it.
If you think of it right away, you'll say it again.
It means you'll say it.
You can stop talking.
More than that!
When you're big,
When you're hungry,
It's a gamble to poop.
I know.
You'll get poop.
If you get caught, you lose.
You lose a lot, don't you?
I don't lose much.
I often hear that.
He tends to lose.
I'm losing.
You know what?
Even though you have a high chance of losing, you challenge yourself.
You're too good at it.
You can do this.
You know how much air you have left.
I know what you're saying.
I'm an adult.
I think you're gonna say it.
When you say it, you say...
Shhh!
When you say it, you say...
Shhh!
I think you said it.
Touch it and you'll know.
It happens when you share.
It's scary when you touch it.
You may have noticed it now.
I don't gamble at all.
Even you are a gambler.
That's gambling.
Can't you say you hate gambling?
That's right.
Then why are you so cool?
You're going that far?
You like this kind of thing, don't you?
I'm just gambling with a strong will.
Even people who hate competition will definitely endure weirdness.
Even if it's just a chance, I'm sure I won't close one.
I'm gambling with that challenge.
I don't want to gamble, so I'm closing it.
I'm getting some kind of emotion.
It's like a sexual behavior.
It's like a brain juice coming out of my mouth.
It's a bad thing.
And when I won, it was really hot.
It's hot!
Wasn't it too hot for you now?
No, it wasn't.
It was round.
And there's a big loss and a small loss in the loss.
When I saw it and thought I lost, it came out like this.
I thought it came out like a dollar bill, but it came out like this.
I'm not good at this, I almost fell down!
You need to get stuck.
You're lucky you came along.
He just checked himself!
That was a big trap.
We're lucky we came here.
Why are we lucky we came here?!
You know that gate we call luck?
It's a gate we can't control ourselves.
It's a game of luck.
So, there are quite a lot of poop there.
That's weird, right?
If there's poop there, I want it.
Two of it is full of poop.
Yeah, that's what it is.
One of my poops...
When I pooped...
It was an old toilet.
It wasn't a washlet, but like...
A paper like a rag like that...
You know, like that toilet.
So, when I was about to poop,
I pooped like this...
When I wiped my poop, it stretched out!
Oh, I see, I see.
So, that's what's wrong.
That's weird.
It's difficult, I don't know.
I'm not sure if there's a washlet or not.
I see.
I can tell by looking at it.
You're gonna use it?
Is it necessary?
I'm sure there's a washlet.
I'm not lying.
You were holding your head when you handed over the city water.
I was looking for all the staff.
There should be a washlet in this building!
I was looking for it!
I was like, can you search for it?
And after 10 minutes, it was there!
It was there for once!
We won the gamble
based on the fact
that it was done there.
And since it's the most common story,
it was cut off instead of being returned.
That's what I thought.
But I lost a lot of times
with that washlet.
I was like, is it there? Is it not?
You were like, what?
I couldn't cut it off.
I can't finish it, so I do it once.
It's different from the poop at home.
It's not this shit at home.
It's a poop outside.
I don't drink this kind of shit.
It's like a poop you hide in everyday life.
It's like a skatoo.
It's better than pooping in your feet.
Let me poop big.
I had a tequila and I drank a lot of it.
I drank it all and I was gambled.
You may lose from the first round.
You may win once, but you may not win twice.
You may lose if you have a handicap.
You may lose if you lose in the first round.
Can I change my mind from you?
A little bit.
It's quite difficult.
I'll say...
Yamagai.
This is the easiest one.
This is easy to understand.
It's the worst one.
Everyone does it.
Yamagai is the best.
I'm a legend of it.
I've never been praised for it.
That's good.
I've never been praised for it.
I wrote about it in Isejingu.
Tetsuya was eating oysters so much that he died.
Wow, it looks delicious. I'm going to eat one, too.
I ate it, and I'm the only one who got it.
I ate it with a world line bowl.
Koryo just ate it.
I lost.
There are many food examples.
There are quite a few food.
The first thing that comes to mind is avocado.
I know avocado very well.
When it's super, it's about time to eat it when it's this color.
I'm lucky to have food in the morning.
I eat it like this.
I eat black things.
I want to eat avocado.
I want to eat this.
I want to eat hard and sticky things.
I want it to be butter.
I want it to be like that.
I have something I absolutely don't like.
I prepared it for you.
I bought an apple at a supermarket.
It's a joke.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's there!
Excuse me, I'm going to jump.
I'm going!
Oh, it's there!
We won!
We won right in front of you!
No, no, no.
You're pretty good.
Can I talk about apples?
Yeah, talk about apples.
When you buy an apple,
you don't know if it's crispy or soft until you bite into it.
Soft and fluffy? What are you talking about?
What is this?!
Who knows?
I know.
This is really bad.
And I like fluffy apples better, right?
I've never seen anyone say that.
No, I've never seen it!
And I don't gamble like this.
Huh?
Yeah, me too.
I don't buy apples.
I used to do this when I was in college,
I used to buy an apple and eat it in a circle and admire Yagami Light.
I was doing it.
I used to hold it like this for now.
With a black thread.
I used to do it.
I don't know if the one I bought today is included.
This is it!
I bought a gamble.
Is this a win?
I feel like a gob.
This is a gob.
Gob car!
Oh, it's coming!
I think the probability is high.
I got three.
I'm going to take the main one.
Oh, you're dividing it up properly.
I'm going with Jonah Gold.
Huh?
That...
Jonah.
This is Jonah Gold.
Jonah Gold.
Where do you send it?
I can tell the moment I bite it.
I can't tell unless I bite it.
It's like, whoa.
It's so fluffy.
It's a Jonagol and Sanfuji.
The color is like pork.
You're eating it like a chicken.
There's a lot of honey in it.
This looks good.
This is a shellfish.
I can't tell what it is.
But it's the same.
It's a rubber ball.
But it looks the same.
I'll take it.
I'll eat it in the middle.
Let's eat!
Itadakimasu!
It's fluffy!
It's not chari-chari!
Which one is it?
It's not fluffy, it's fluffy feeling!
It's fluffy feeling!
This is crispy!
This is probably okay!
This is it!
It's fluffy!
I'm floating!
It's clearly sinking.
It's definitely crispy.
It's really fluffy.
But to be honest,
this is the longest one of all.
This is super delicious!
I see.
This is so good!
I won today thanks to Shimizu and Yumemaru!
Yay!
Fuji and Johnagol are famous apples,
but what about the others?
I don't know.
I think it's there when it's crispy.
I wonder.
Obviously, this one fell down.
The big one.
This one has its own way of living, so it's like this.
There's a saying, like, cooking is better for you,
but eating raw is better for you.
It's a bit low, but you won't get mad.
It's a fortune game, so it's not certain if you'll get lucky.
This is the only one with a name.
Do you know of any big names?
I don't know of any names.
Oh, sorry about that.
Mioka.
It's called beautiful Mioka.
Wow, Mioka is amazing.
I don't know if it's a gamble or not, but I think it's better to buy it.
I don't know.
It's sold in supermarkets.
I'm sorry.
I don't want meat anymore.
Stop it.
It stinks.
Did you find it?
I feel like I can't do something about it even if I fall.
So I'm going to bring you a video of me saying,
It's impossible anymore.
Can you watch it for me?
I brought a video of it.
What?
Here we go.
This is the gamble I brought.
Aichi Prefecture, Okata City.
The moment I tried a gamble that Tetsuya-san hides in his daily life.
9 AM
Tomorrow is the meeting at 9 AM.
I can sleep for seven hours.
He takes his time getting into bed and playing with his phone while...
He sleeps without turning on the alarm.
What time is it?!
I'm done! I'm late!
Everytime he turns his phone like a fool...
I don't think it's a gamble today.
I haven't paid yet.
I'm still a little drunk.
I'm losing the gamble today.
I'm not losing!
I'm going to sleep again.
Sleeping again is also a gamble.
I woke up once two hours ago and slept again.
It's a gamble.
It's a gamble for six hours.
I won too much and I was stuck in it.
I was stuck in it.
I really had no choice but to go.
I'm losing basically,
I lose but like today, I happen to lose on the day I win, so I think someone losing is a gamble.
It's not a gamble.
If you say that, it's really a gamble.
It's not a gamble.
What was that?
It's not a gamble.
It's easy.
It's too much.
I can't lose.
It's not a gamble.
It's like I really couldn't sympathize with you now, and I'm sorry.
As expected, it's all of you.
It's expensive and it's a lie.
Two, there is only one more.
A lie?
5 points again.
I'll ask you one more.
Okazaki and Tetsuya's daily gambling challenge.
5 minutes later.
What time is it?
It's already this late?
As usual, when they rush out of the house...
Oh! I charged my phone last night.
Oh! I knew it!
I'm great!
Did I charge my smartphone last night?
Ah, number five! It's over! This is the worst!
Every time, a day begins with one hundredth of luck games.
Good morning! I'm Dengo!
What's going on, Buncho?!
Oh, you're right. I'm gonna turn on the charger.
I woke up and was like,
Wow, which one is it today?!
And I saw it and it was definitely you.
What should I do?!
But, you know, Shibori,
don't you have to charge it right away?
You're really getting into it right now, aren't you?!
Show me!
Who's Shibori?!
It's me!
I haven't charged my battery yet.
My iPhone is getting stronger and stronger, and I can afford it for a day, so I'm a little careless.
I think there are quite a few addicts who understand this.
It's funny that there are people who don't sympathize with it.
I don't even understand the use of gambling, but you buy a KFC, right?
Yes, I do.
But they're all different.
They're all different.
One of them is easy to eat.
Drum?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know either.
I don't eat it, but it looks like...
There's one that's easy to eat.
Try it.
Okay.
There's a lot in there.
Okay, I'll just eat it.
Okay, I'll open it from the top.
This.
This is it!
Wow, it looks different.
Is it good?
It's totally different.
Like this?
Wow, you're right.
It's slightly different.
Mine looks like a scallop.
Yours?
Is mine the same?
Are they the same shape?
I have a way of holding it.
And I'm sure you have a way of holding it.
I have one like that too.
It might be a secret one.
Is it edible?
Is there a law for it?
There are many ways of eating it.
There are 5 ways of eating it.
5 ways of eating it?
So you can eat it randomly?
If you order it, they'll put it in for you.
Oh...
If you understand the specifications and order it, you might like it or not.
But I like it without knowing the name.
If I happen to get it, I'll say, yay!
I love this kind of greasy and sticky stuff.
I think it's easy to eat lemon stuff.
The fried chicken.
This is pretty hard to eat.
Oh, this!
The name of the chicken is...
I wanna know.
I eat this a lot.
I think it's called PSY.
Drum, rib, heel, wing, PSY.
PSY.
This is PSY.
Can I eat PSY?
Yeah, PSY.
This is definitely good.
It's delicious.
Wow, the clams are good!
Aren't they really good?
I'm out.
I'm out!
So you didn't win the gamble, right?
I won one, so I only have one left.
But I won my true heart's gamble and I was really happy.
I went to the parking lot of Donichino ION and entered the parking lot of Melven.
I know that!
I'm really happy about that.
It was a miracle that it was open near the entrance.
I felt good when I went in.
When I went out of the car and went in.
I went in two or three times and ended up on the roof.
The roof is the first priority.
But when I succeeded in waiting for autumn at a flat parking lot on a cliff, I was close.
I'm the type of guy who goes to Fuku-shou.
It's a little close.
I really don't like flatlands.
I don't like it at all.
You have to get as close to the elevator as you can.
I'm the only one doing this.
There are times when you have to stop at a place you don't know.
There's a place where you can get in and out of ZARA.
You have to go through ZARA's store
and not get out of the car.
You have to go in and out of ZARA.
It's really annoying.
If you go to Japan, you have to get on the elevator.
If you press 2 and it opens, you have to go outside again.
There's a lot of people who get off at the train station in Japan.
I think it's a minibus.
Minibus medicine.
This person will probably get off at the carousel.
Carousel getting off.
I see.
There's definitely a guy who says he'll sit down.
JR's Shinkansen down and train riding back and forth.
The ticket price goes up, right?
The opposite.
I'm not getting there.
I've broken through that gamble.
The green car is absolutely not going.
And while changing right or left, both are...
One of you will be kicked out and the other one will be given a honorary home.
When you look at each other in the eye, please look to your left.
Please look to your left!
I see!
Please look to your left!
It was unexpected, wasn't it?
I didn't know what to say at first.
The god of Africa's train is...
You're really a gambler!
You're always sleeping!
I had to sleep!
I was sleeping in a Nagoya train to go to Osaka.
I was sleeping in a paid special train.
It's quiet, so you know when people get off.
I was sleeping and then I woke up.
The conductor asked me if I could buy a ticket first.
I bought it.
I showed it online.
This is from Nagoya.
Next is Inuyama.
Inuyama.
People who like high praise may not think much of the two days spent in Ishito Station.
If you miss out on Nagoya, it's a big deal.
Inuyama or Ichinomiya.
The legend of Iwakura Miroshi.
What's up with that place?!
That place?!
It's like I'm in a heaven!
I'm like a heavenly being!
I just got out of the station and I'm finally at Iwakura!
Goku!
Iwakura!
I'm gonna throw a coin at you later.
A coin?!
By the way, this story is not about gambling.
What?!
It's not about gambling. It's about getting rich.
It's about getting rich.
It's already hard to eat.
Let's talk about it.
As a taxi driver...
It's a gamble.
We have to say it in this video.
Well...
We don't say it like this, but...
Basically, everyone wins.
But sometimes...
There's a bunch of losers!
Sometimes it's really weird!
Some people say,
We're going to drive, so we know if we're good or not.
We know.
If you say taxi gamble, it's like...
There are a lot of people in the car.
Whether a big guy like me will hit myself or not.
Ahaha!
I'm sure you'll hit him.
I'm glad that it's a fantasy after all.
I hope the young Crayon Shinchan doesn't get hit.
It's a little bit like smartphones.
Smartphones might be good.
I want to empower you this time!
When you're told to look it up and you have to look it up in your phone...
When you know for sure that it's the right phone for you...
You go on a safari...
Whether you'll hit yourself or not...
Ahaha!
You're not a gang member!
I know that!
Alright!
It's horizontal and full screen, right?
But when it's over, it's like this...
Maybe make it smaller...
And you're done with your task.
Yeah, yeah, that's...
And the next day, it's over...
And you open your phone and type in...
dmm.tv...
And you're like, aahhh!
And you're like...
Kukuuun!
And you're like, aahhh!
It's a little embarrassing.
Why is it embarrassing?
I've already gotten used to it.
I see...
I'll ask for an app, but when I bought a new work, I bought it for browsing.
I bought it, said I wanted to see it quickly, went to the app, and said I'd close it.
You're the only one who's done it.
That's our attitude.
It's not a gamble.
You're right.
I'm impressed with G-burn.
You said that.
That was pretty good.
The rest is that.
Straw is god or ramen
Everything is too much.
We should do something about it.
Do you have any ideas, Mr. Kawai?
He's spreading his ideas.
You have a lot of ideas.
Do you have any ideas?
I have one.
I think of Big Mac.
When you open it,
lettuce is flying.
Big Mac is becoming Kabuki.
I'm a little bit frustrated by that.
But it's true.
There are times when you know it.
But it's been like that for about 20 years, isn't it?
That's right.
That gamble.
I'm the one who keeps losing.
There are various shapes of McNuggets.
I don't like the shape of the ball.
It's hard to eat only the shape of the ball.
If there's a bad thing in it...
You don't know if it's a bad thing or a good thing.
Long shoes are beautifully vertical and fold down.
I'm going to hold it up and scoop it up.
I'll scoop it up.
It's like I'm trying to get to the area I can first.
You're eating it this badly.
Hey, I want to put a lot of mustard on it.
It's not working a little bit.
You're in trouble.
I lost the gamble.
Mustard or barbecue.
Which one of you is born?
I don't want to gamble anymore.
I'll go.
Just love, just love!
I'll go.
That's enough, right?
You all heard it, right?
That Gambler is hiding so close.
You all said,
it's not like that,
and you don't want us to use this comment section for that.
I think this is Gambler.
Please,
write it in the comment section.
A lot of people want to hear it.
And for that,
the reply is not like,
oh, that's also like that, right?
Oh, yeah.
Not like that, but like,
I know, I know, I know.
That's how it is.
Let's think about how to use it again.
That's what the video was about.
I'll try this video all of a sudden.
It's a personal experience.
As of today, you will continue to lose.
Let's win from tomorrow onward.
Thank you for your comments.
See you in the next video.
Thank you.